as yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not know what that meant, but assumed it to be some sort of praise. The next day, he went to play golf with the men he had the meeting with. One of them made a hole in one. He yelled, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX !" They looked at him and said, "what do you mean wrong hole?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar. The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for you?"The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says, "OK, that will be $3.87."The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. About an hour later the bartender goes back over to them and says, "What'll you guys have?"The man says, "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says, "I'll have a beer", and the cat says "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." The bartender gets them their beer and says "That'll be $3.87."The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him. A couple of days later they come back into the bar and the bartender walks over and asks "What do you guys want today?"The man says, "I'll have a scotch", the ostrich says, "I'll have a bourbon", and the cat says, "I'll have half a beer and I'm not buying." So the bartender says "OK, that will be $7.53." The man reaches into his pocket and brings out the exact change and pays him.The bartender's curiosity got the best of him and he asks, "Why is it that every time I tell you the amount you owe you always have the exact change in you pocket?"The man said, "I found a bottle with a genie in it and she granted me 3 wishes. My first wish was that I always have the exact change in my pocket for anything I buy."The bartender says, "That's a great wish...better than asking for a million dollars. A million dollars will run out but that never will. What were your other 2 wishes?"The man says, "That's where I screwed up. I asked for a chick with long legs and a tight pussy." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzy, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it." "Very good, Suzy," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully," he said. "Excellent, Michael!" Then, the teacher called on little Johnny."Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, ****ing beautiful!'"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='tracker/409366796892728906-8495233345547216735?l=boshii-world.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TongWeinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-409366796892728906.post-79788012286206928312008-11-01T13:41:00.002+08:002008-11-01T13:50:14.185+08:00Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that they could have three wishes each.Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine.Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, ?I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!? and rode off as fast as he could. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear jumps out of a bush and starts chasing them. Both campers start running for their lives, when one of them stops and starts to put on his running shoes.His partner says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!"His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was this teacher who was teaching young kids the different types of animals, she showed them the picture of a giraffe, and asked them what it was. Nobody answered..so she gave them a clue, ''It has a long neck.'' One kid answered, "Giraffe!" Pleased, the teacher showed a picture of a zebra. Nobody answered it again, so she gave them a clue. ''This animal has stripes.'' "Zebra!" one kid answered. So she put up another one, that of a deer. The teacher could not think of a clue..but suddenly she came up with one!..she asked them ''what does your mother call your father?'' Suddenly one child got up and answered ''HORNY BASTARD!'' -----------------------------------------------------------------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='tracker/409366796892728906-7978801228620692831?l=boshii-world.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TongWeinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-409366796892728906.post-77596300667520359162008-11-01T00:23:00.003+08:002008-11-01T00:30:06.386+08:00This post is about to waste 2min of ur time, pls do not hesitate to alt + f4, read at ur own will! Worst day of my life, i woke up with a sore eyes and slight headache. Despite this handicaps, i went to school even when my mum asked me to stay at home. First lesson, CL, i tot WFL is coming to teach, in the end, LCL came. NNB! She gave me lblz, and agn, Cleo dunnid to do. z! Recess, finished up chi lblz den help gif out chi foolscape paper, went for recess at 10.20, came back, late by 2mins, CHEM LBLZ! CCB! Do chem lblz till half, fking feel like vomitting, fk all. Tried to control it. Finish Chem lblz den go home. How i wish chose to stay home! _l_<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='tracker/409366796892728906-7759630066752035916?l=boshii-world.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>TongWeinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-409366796892728906.post-24690246721538511042008-10-29T21:56:00.002+08:002008-10-29T22:04:21.313+08:001. Found out its 3weeks extra lesson, not 2week. 2. Slept every lesson before recess and was asked to go to the toilet to wash my face. 3. Extra lessons are worst den normal lessons. 4. Ms Ng is greedy, she has the most extra lessons for us. 5. I did not play dota since extra lessons started. 6. I'm eat Mac's $2 meal every morning (might be the cause of slping) 7. I'm having sorethroat. 8. I'm starin